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Kimberly Garcia Miskimmin

After school, went off to Colorado State for Civil Eng and Frat Parties, and were they fun!!!! Thank you for the free beer and free hangovers and free Incomplete grades!!!

Decided to do what I wanted and went to San Antonio College and studied Mortuary Science, played with some dead people, actually dated a couple, then graduated, and really didn't want to pay my own rent, so off to the Navy I went.

Left the world of the dead behind and found my love of the sea and seamen and tattoos to be exact. I wouldn't trade a day out to sea for anything in the world. It's a feeling that's hard to describe. I consider it an honor to be a sailor out in the middle of the ocean on a clear night with only the stars to light your way. It's pretty cool.

Anyhow, while in the Navy and after years of my mother threatening to pimp me out, I finally met the Hubster. We got married a few months after I got out of the Navy. A year later, the first bundle of poo and strained peas and puke and baby blue blankets and bleh came along. The Hubster was still in the Navy so we moved and moved and moved and moved and moved and moved, then 3 months before he got our second pink bundle of puke and poo and good and bleh and pee and skin arrived. We love them so.

Hubster got a new job in New Orleans doing the same job as in the Navy. I got a job working on the computer at night mainly because I was just bored when the bundles were still in the oven and I still do that. The bundles are now bigger but still making the same messes and we now have a dog and a cat. And thus, here we are just with more tattoos and a few more guitars cuz "he's in a band."

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