A politician dies, goes to hell, and is met at the gate by the devil who says, "Alright, you have died and come to hell. You will spend eternity here, but you get to choose how to spend it. You may choose one of these three doorways. Once you choose a door, you may not change it. So let's get started."
The devil opens door one with a sign on it that reads Liberals. The politician looks in and sees people standing in cow manure up to their waist and says, "No way, let's move on."
The devil opens door two with a sign on it that reads Conservatives. The politician sees people standing neck-deep in cow manure and says, "No way, let's move on."
The devil opens door three with a sign on it that reads Tea Party. The politician sees people standing knee-deep in cow manure drinking tea and says, "This is the one I will choose." The devil says, "OK, wait right here, I will get you some tea."
After the door is slammed shut and locked for eternity, the politician holds his nose while drinking the tea and says, “This isn't so bad.” After a few minutes the Devil's voice booms over the loud speaker: "Break's over. Back on your heads!"
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